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27 April 2010 @ 10:48 am
Another fanfic gem  
"...she soon found herself at the feet of the iron fist of Sheriff Vaisey of Nottingham."

*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*...

Oh, I needed that... but wait, there's more!

"Blowing the candle out, the room plunged into darkness, freezing instantly as her mind flash backed..."

o_O - The room blew the candle out and froze instantly? "flash backed"?

Best part? This fic already has 2 positive comments - bet you can't guess which canon character the OC is making out with...

That's right, she's dragged from the dungeons, he tells her he's going to have his wicked way with her and despite all the hints at past abuse "she felt herself begin to long for him to claim her as his"...

If I didn't laugh I think I'd vomit.

It's not my ship, I admit it, but I appreciate what other people see in it and will happily read and enjoy it when it's done well.

This is not one of those occasions.

In fact I'm sure even some of the most hardcore fans of this ship must read fics like this and just cringe.
 
 
 
Railise: Guy - sexy alone timerailise on April 27th, 2010 06:03 pm (UTC)
During a conversation once with Hula, I was feeling sympathetic toward him in a situation, and said something to the effect of, Let me don my Kevlar, and then I'll give him a hug. ;) (Because I like my innards in, tyvm. :D)

...hmm, I should've said Damascus steel, shouldn't I? Drat.

XD
ladykate63: Guy_KF5ladykate63 on April 28th, 2010 01:54 am (UTC)
Poor Guy, he has one little (okay, not so little) accident with a sword and everyone is acting like the ladies habitually need Kevlar Damascus steel whenever they're around him. :-/