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27 April 2010 @ 10:48 am
Another fanfic gem  
"...she soon found herself at the feet of the iron fist of Sheriff Vaisey of Nottingham."

*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*...

Oh, I needed that... but wait, there's more!

"Blowing the candle out, the room plunged into darkness, freezing instantly as her mind flash backed..."

o_O - The room blew the candle out and froze instantly? "flash backed"?

Best part? This fic already has 2 positive comments - bet you can't guess which canon character the OC is making out with...

That's right, she's dragged from the dungeons, he tells her he's going to have his wicked way with her and despite all the hints at past abuse "she felt herself begin to long for him to claim her as his"...

If I didn't laugh I think I'd vomit.

It's not my ship, I admit it, but I appreciate what other people see in it and will happily read and enjoy it when it's done well.

This is not one of those occasions.

In fact I'm sure even some of the most hardcore fans of this ship must read fics like this and just cringe.
Railise: Marian - sneakyrailise on April 27th, 2010 06:29 pm (UTC)
*spends WAY too much time trying various methods of reading said censored, extremely poor joke*

WYG: Smugwastingyourgum on April 27th, 2010 07:48 pm (UTC)
*Wonders if she should have put one in...*

And if that's not a euphemism... XD

Edited at 2010-04-27 07:49 pm (UTC)