September 11th, 2007

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WYG: Commencement Enhancement

So - according to this report, boob jobs are now the most popular present for Italian Girls graduating from High School.

Makes a nice change for the straight-A students to be the least gifted ones...

One student is quoted as saying, "It's a much more useful present than something like a car, which will break down after a few years" which I think says a fair bit about Italian engineering. I just hope she remembers to get them serviced regularly - or at least get re-treads.

"My new breasts will last a lifetime." - well yeah but so would your old ones and they'll keep your knees warm when you're older.

Sweetie - you're wasting your gum...